- Sit down at cafe.
- See girl at opposite table.
- Rank her an 8.
- Notice a spaghetti stain on her chin.
- Drop ranking to 7.
- Re think the spaghetti stain as less of a blemish on her personality and more of a statement on her careless “seize the day” attitude .
- Move rank to 7.5.
- Get asked for spare change by a homeless lady.
- Rank her a 3.
- Wonder whether you would sleep with a 3.
- Realise that your relationship status on facebook as been “single” since 2006.
- Lock in 3.